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Zi met Mister IceMan on a rainy day. The sky was grey (if you want to know how grey it was, here’s the hexadecimal code : #C0C0C0) and it was raining (which proved it was a rainy day). They met on a tropical beach on the island of Amore, there was this party going on but Mister IceMan was just sitting in a beach chair, watching the people dancing. Zi started talking to him …
Zi: hi
Mister IceMan: Hey ... How are you ?
Zi: not bad, tx and u
Mister IceMan: Fine ... relaxing
Zi: ah you should be dancing your butt of with the girlies
Mister IceMan: Yeah .. I know ... just watching them dancing
Zi: hmm
Mister IceMan: Where are you from ?
Zi: London
Zi: you?
Mister IceMan: Belgium ... near LiegeNext time they met again it was pooring … but they didn’t care. Love was their umbrella and Zi enjoyed the sweet kisses Mister Iceman dropped on her cute nose. He drew a big heart in the sand, he bought her red roses and got her a fancy Prada handbag.
The weather stayed bad though on the island of Amore.
The two happy people found a cute house near the beach and they moved in together. Their own love shack, steaming love making and Zi smiling, lying in his arms, together counting the raindrops outside. Life was beautiful and the sky dark and grey …
But one day the sun came back - the first time since they'd met …
Zi came home from shopping and she was all excited. The sun was shining on her skin and it felt good. This lovely weather totally made her feeling happy, she got rid of her clothes and put on her new bikini. She waited outside on the beach for Mister IceMan to come home.
Then he arrived. He was all bad tempered, kicked Fluff the dog and yelled something about breaking someone’s nose. Oh my, what was wrong with him ? He didn’t even notice the sexy bikini she was wearing, rushed into the house, opened 2 Duvels and disappeared.
That night the weather turned bad and Mister IceMan showed up again, all smiling, he hugged her, kissed her, undressed her and made love all night long.
It was a strange thing. Zi figured out after a while that the weather had a big influence on Mister IceMan’s mood and actions. She started to keep track of the relationship between weather and behaviour:
Mister IceMan being happy, oh my, even singing.
Mister IceMan doing the dishes, cleaning the house, whistling.
Mister IceMan buying Zi a painting, writing poetry, making love to Zi and giving her multiple orgasms.
Uh oh ... Mister IceMan bad tempered, nagging, throwing a stone at Fluff.
Phewww, is that a smile on his face again ?
OH MY GOD !! Mister IceMan with a gun in his hand, shouting boo at old people, painting his granny blue, robbing a bank, flying Enola Gay and ...
... winning Nobel Prize for literature.
They are still together. The love was big enough to survive. They are happy. The only thing is that Zi is looking at weather forecasts all the time. They moved to rainy Schotland but when the sun is coming out they fly over to rainy Belgium. Mister IceMan stopped reading his favourite newspaper, The Sun, doesn't shower anymore with Sun Light soap, got rid of his favourite book (The sun also rises) and switched the servers at the office from Sun to Intel.
Zi is working on a huge surprise for Mister IceMan. She wants him to be happy. She bought land in the rain forrest.
En zo nokte een dead cucumber mij van de voeten. Super tekst!
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