About two old guys ...

There’s two old guys talking outside. I think they’re very old, perhaps like 125 and 161 years or so (did I ever tell you I have a number fetish ? Now that’s a strange thing. If you make the sum of the numbers I drop, it’s always 8. 8 I tell ya !! *strange look on my face*. I’m obsessed with 8. Anyway, back to the old guys). I’m kinda curious about what they’re talking about so I order this eavesdropping thingy on spywebshop.be Great ! Now I can listen to what they say without being noticed.

Ok, here I go *points device to oldies*

“In my time …” crackled voice … “Zwiezwazwazwieweeeeeeee …” Hmm, looks like I have to read the manual of this thing.

*Reads* … Ah ! Now it’s working.

“Things were better in the good old days”.

“Yeah yeah, and the youth of today is lazy and fat”.

“True, and cars are destroying Mother Nature”.

“Yes, and pollution is a huge problem”.

“I agree. And the rivers are so dirty. When we were young, we went swimming in the river”.

“Modern times are crap ! Crap I tell you.”

“Yeah, to hell with modern times … they stink !!”

“Hail to the past ! Boo to today !”

“Ok, I have to go now, need my pills now”.

“Hey, nice talking, we should meet again.”

“Yes, we should meet again ! Here’s my card.”

Oldie takes the card and looks at the backside.

“Oh, QR-code, nice”.

He grabs his Blackberry and scans the code with the i-nigma reader. Beep !

“Great ! I’ll post you a message on Facebook. Bye for now”

Damn, it’s June and I’m already feeling old.