About the rather damaged cat ...

I have 2 cats. People who know me know that. Other people (who don’t know me) might think I only have 1 cat or 3, or perhaps no cat at all or 100 cats (they might think I have a cat hotel). So 2 is the exact number and I’m quite sure about that because I’ve counted them this morning.

One is an old cat. I don’t know exactly the age but I guess she was living when Napoleon tried to conquer Russia … stuff … something … *coughs*. The other one is a bit younger, perhaps very young because she doesn’t say any words yet ((I swear I should quit drinking in the morning)).
The oldest cat is a grumpy cat. She always has this look on her face like she’s trying to say something like “Ren, you’re plain evil. Your breath smells and I bet you have weapons of mass destruction in your garage”. That look ! But the thing is, she’s in love with me for so long now. And yes, I have to admit … I love her too. I love to pet her, I love to read her Charles Baudelaire poems, I love to play with her and she’s also a great napkin for wiping my mouth after eating spaghetti.

The other cat is kinda boring. She sleeps and eats and that’s all. I once tried to make her more exciting by painting her blue with red lines and white dots and dressing her up like a ballerina … I failed, she remained kinda boring. Let’s forget about her for now.
Yesterday I noticed the old cat was rather damaged. She was missing some fur on her back. It was a strange view. I guess she probably got damaged by fighting another cat, the huge one from the neighbors, that mean fat ugly cat, the one I would like to *censored*

I really feel sad about the rather damaged cat. I think she’s unhappy, feeling the hole in her fur. She’s dreaming about the days she wasn’t damaged, when she was all beautiful, gorgeous, nice and grumpy. But those days are gone. My poor cat :-(

Oh – before logging off - almost forgot to tell you, this is amazing, well, even incredible ! My son is only 8 years old and he grew already a beard ! Waaaa ! And really fast ! Yesterday it wasn’t even there. I’ll call CNN … we’ll be rich and famous !!